Bonus 5/17/24 - Female Led Relationships - How much do you need to spend on your first cage??

00:00 - Krystine (Host)
Our cage came. 

00:39 - Krystine (Host)
Welcome back Friday bonus episode Whoop, whoop, yep, looking me overachieving Hi Subby. 

00:48 - Subby (Co-host)
Hey, how's it going. 

00:49 - Krystine (Host)
Makes me giggle. This episode is about chastity, yep, and the reason this episode is going to exist is because our cage came. 

01:00 - Subby (Co-host)
Yes, so by the time you hear this, it should be on. It's not on yet. 

01:05 - Krystine (Host)
No, no, because he has a fucking amazon forest in his garage. That's probably an exaggeration not too far uh, little backstory. 

01:13 - Subby (Co-host)
Obviously we live in a small camper. This is not christine's camping podcast, no, and to do the trimming, so the thing didn't show up till it was afternoon afternoon yesterday, so it just came yesterday. 

01:24 - Krystine (Host)
We'll let it slide, yeah. But of course I went down the chastity rabbit hole. 

01:28 - Subby (Co-host)
Yes. 

01:29 - Krystine (Host)
And came across something that said don't cheap out on your first cage, spend the money. Yep, and metal is really heavy. I don't know, I don't. I don't remember exactly what else it said, but here's that one really stuck out. It really triggered me, not triggered me. Everybody's entitled to their own view. We're walking. That's why I'm breathing heavy in case anybody's interested. 

01:51 - Subby (Co-host)
This is our spin on that comment. 

01:53 - Krystine (Host)
So I disagree. I do agree that you should spend some money on a cage at some point. 

01:59 - Subby (Co-host)
Yes. 

02:03 - Krystine (Host)
But if you're just starting out. 

02:04 - Subby (Co-host)
don't spend all your money on that. First one, yeah, how could you possibly know? A if this is your thing, right, and two, what the hell you want to wear. 

02:13 - Krystine (Host)
Right. 

02:13 - Subby (Co-host)
Right. 

02:14 - Krystine (Host)
Like okay. So here's my suggestions, as I've suggested many times Try everything, yeah, try them all. Try silicone, try whatever. Yep, they do have a really cool one that is like a chain chain mail. Is that what that's called? Uh yeah, yep, very similar yep there's so many different varieties. Yes, I just 100 disagree that you should drop a big chunk of change on a cage when you're first starting out. 

02:39 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah, again to each their own. 

02:40 - Krystine (Host)
If you're maybe a little bit familiar, you know what's going to work. I mean shit, we've been doing this for years. You're maybe a little bit familiar. You know what's going to work. I mean shit, we've been doing this for years and it took a little bit. 

02:49 - Subby (Co-host)
It did. 

02:49 - Krystine (Host)
To figure out what I mean, even just reordering one Yep. It took me a hot minute to figure out exactly what we need Yep, and he hasn't put it on, so we don't even know if it's exactly what we need. 

03:00 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah. 

03:01 - Krystine (Host)
And everything is so different. All of the cages are different. 

03:04 - Subby (Co-host)
Right. 

03:05 - Krystine (Host)
I obviously prefer metal. That is my preference. I think it's the cleanest in my opinion. I mean, obviously I have titanium goals, but cleanest in my opinion. 

03:17 - Subby (Co-host)
I mean obviously I have titanium goals. 

03:19 - Krystine (Host)
But yeah, steve Jelly, I say that all the time. But man, I love that cage a whole lot. 

03:28 - Subby (Co-host)
Take it for a test drive, right? Yes, like you said, order the different cages. They are priced to, where you can spend 20, 30, 40 bucks, whatever. 

03:32 - Krystine (Host)
Yes, that was another thing. It said don't go to Amazon. 

03:35 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah. 

03:35 - Krystine (Host)
We got go to Amazon, yeah, we got ours off Amazon, yeah. 

03:38 - Subby (Co-host)
Obviously you're not getting a titanium one off of Amazon. 

03:40 - Krystine (Host)
Well, no, but that came from Etsy. So same thing, I mean. You know what I mean. 

03:44 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah, that's a specialty like a boutique thing. Yeah, absolutely. 

03:50 - Krystine (Host)
But I believe Etsy you can find some cool ass shit on Etsy. 

03:53 - Subby (Co-host)
And you can find suitable ones on Amazon if you need to. 

03:56 - Krystine (Host)
Yes, at least to get you going, you know, to figure out what you like, what you don't. 

04:01 - Subby (Co-host)
Right. 

04:02 - Krystine (Host)
And there's reviews. 

04:03 - Subby (Co-host)
Yes. 

04:04 - Krystine (Host)
So those are helpful. 

04:05 - Subby (Co-host)
Yes, Read the reviews. 

04:08 - Krystine (Host)
I was looking at a Terrence Chastity cage and what I was reading some of the reviews and one of the reviews said it was a barrel lock. We have never personally had a barrel lock one. They've always just been the lock, because I like the way it clinks on the metal. Yep, he put the barrel lock in. Now I suppose this is open for operator error as well. Yeah, but he didn't have it positioned right and I kind of talked about this on my walk talk but he busted the key off in the lock. About this on my walk talk, but he busted the key off in the lock. 

04:34
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty scary. Yes, you have another key. He was able to get the piece that broke off in there out, yep. And he was also able to get the barrel lock out because it wasn't positioned right. Right, so bullet dodged yes, but that is a concern, yeah it absolutely is now? Would we go to the emergency room to get that off? Probably not. We'd probably get a bolt cutters. But you'd really have to trust your wife yeah I don't know. 

04:55
I don't know what would happen if that occurred. Also why we much prefer the lock that clinks, because that's much easier to cut off yeah, it takes a smaller wrench, or yes, pliers, to get that one off I mean, I give my subbie shit frequently about his little wiener, but I would be real sad if it went bye-bye. 

05:12 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah, let's keep that around for a hot minute, can we? Yeah, go ahead. 

05:17 - Krystine (Host)
Let's do that. I just wanted to do a quick episode. It was just something that I came across. 

05:22 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah. 

05:22 - Krystine (Host)
I'm not bagging on anybody. Everybody's entitled to their own opinion. I just really disagree and I feel like maybe some people won't try out chastity because they don't want to spend the money Right and not like it. I think that you should find something that looks like it would work. 

05:37 - Subby (Co-host)
Yep, and listen. If it works after your first one that costs $25 or whatever. Win Fucking, go for it. Yeah. 

05:43 - Krystine (Host)
I mean obviously pay attention to it. 

05:44 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah. 

05:45 - Krystine (Host)
Make sure that it's clean, it's not corroding, or what is not the corroding, I don't know. Yeah, anyway, just pay attention Rusting. 

05:54 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah, to your point a little bit ago. If you order one like a $20, $30, $40 one, whatever, and it works for you, now you know what to look for in the $100 model or $200 model or whatever you're going to get. You know that it should be this, it should be this long, it should have this kind of lock. This works for me. 

06:14 - Krystine (Host)
I just need a better quality and then if you want to order a custom one, you have fantastic measurements because you know, exactly what you need and it can be made custom to you. I mean, there's 3D printed ones out there. Maybe that's the route. I just don't know how those stay clean. But I maybe don't understand exactly what 3D printed cages would look like. I'm uneducated on that aspect of things. I just I'm diehard metal, I'm like a metal girl till the end. 

06:38
Yep, I just really, really like those, and we all know I won't be flying with. 

06:43 - Subby (Co-host)
Not anytime soon. 

06:50 - Krystine (Host)
Any type of cage on your wiener yep. So when we had the ladies group, one of my ladies said something that is brilliant, but I feel like it would be severely frowned upon. I don't know how this would occur, but it's like uh oh, what did she call it? Basically, you find a way to sterilize your cages that don't work for you and they go to this shop where people can try them out. Oh, or just take them. 

07:10 - Subby (Co-host)
Like this exists or this is an idea. 

07:12 - Krystine (Host)
Well, she asked if I'd ever heard of anything, and I'm like no, but that's a great idea that is. I mean, obviously you have to figure out how to medically grade sterilize them. 

07:20 - Subby (Co-host)
I would guess Well, if the person sending it doesn't do it, then you are responsible for doing it. Correct, you're gonna sell them like a Goodwill, like a, like a cage Goodwill. 

07:29 - Krystine (Host)
Yes, I'm like this is a great damn idea. Yeah, I don't know how you would make that work, but how many people have we talked to that have ordered multiple? 

07:38 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah, and they throw them away. 

07:41 - Krystine (Host)
So if anybody has any ideas on how this would, we might run with that. Seriously, why wouldn't you, if you can sterilize it yourself? 

07:50 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah. 

07:51 - Krystine (Host)
And we can add tips on how to sterilize it. But if somebody put it on once and said, nope, this isn't going to work, yep, I mean, it's basically brand new. And what do you do with them? You're going to throw it away and maybe offer it to somebody else who wants to just get out and start. Okay, it's not like you can just ask your friends hey, I got this cock cage, is your? 

08:11 - Subby (Co-host)
husband into trying it Right Now. Typically that's not going to work, right? So okay, I'm just going to throw it out there. If you have a cage or several that hasn't worked for you, contact us. Yeah, shoot me an email or contact me on my website. We want to start the conversation at least, right? Yeah, let's see how we make this work at least right. 

08:33 - Krystine (Host)
Let's see how we make this work right. More on that later. Yeah, well, it's a developing player, but she brought that up. I'm like that's brilliant. This is a work in progress thing, so kind of in summation you don't have to drop a big load, no I see what you did there on the chastity device. Stay tuned for updates on when I locked the cock in my own camper. 

08:51 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah. 

08:52 - Krystine (Host)
And Subby, I believe you had some closing notes. 

08:55 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah well, okay, just quickly. Yeah well, by the time this drops it'll probably be on and we will report back with how that's going. If you've not gone down the chastity road, you're curious about it. Don't know what to do, necessarily. You know you're in good hands. We're not judging. 

09:17
This and this episode was not meant to be judgmental. No, just wanted to offer a different perspective. You're among friends, yep, okay, we do have. You know. This is not actually one had nothing to do with the other, it's just a coincidence. In the show notes of all these episodes is a link to Christine's website. On the website there's a store. In the store are different kinds of cages that are sourced from Amazon and they are vetted. I looked through the reviews, I looked for how many sales they had, all of the things. I can't guarantee anything, but according to the reviews and all that, these are some pretty safe starters. So that's one thing, uh, the other thing is there are some outtakes from this episode that will be showing up on the patreon miss christine's brain is not connecting to her mouth, so it makes for comedy, it's so hilarious if you're interested in that, and the ladies group and the couples group and soon to be the men's group, yep, and all that. 

10:08
Check out the patreon. 

10:09 - Krystine (Host)
It's what helps us do this the next couple's group is in june, in where we talk about chastity and yes, all the things, or whatever yep we do morning walk talks, the groups. We release the podcast early. 

10:23
Yep on Patreon some outtakes bonus content I do like we took our morning, or I took a morning walk by myself. You were gone, yeah, and I took some pictures of the area. Sometimes we throw pictures up. I will be posting a picture with my necklace on and my key because I'm so fucking excited. Yes, yeah, patreon gives you an inside look of our funny life, our serious life. 

10:46 - Subby (Co-host)
Yeah. 

10:47 - Krystine (Host)
Our FLR life, all the things. If you have any questions you would like me to talk about on an episode, you can reach me at Krystinekellogg.com. K-r-y-s-t-i-n-e. Have a fantastic weekend. I love you all. Mwah!