Jan. 6, 2025

0501 - Female Led Relationships: Starting Over

0501 - Female Led Relationships: Starting Over

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Transcript
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This podcast is intended for mature audiences only.

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If you are not 18 years of age or older, there are thousands of other podcasts you can listen to and you can come back and visit us when you are 18.

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This podcast is meant solely for entertainment.

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We are not licensed doctors, lawyers, or therapists.

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We simply have a fascination with the lifestyle and I'd love to share it with you and get your thoughts and opinions.

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Let me hold it in my hand.

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You could do erotic audio from the bed.

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I could.

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Welcome back.

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Guess where we are?

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We're in bed.

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Oh, hey, Subby.

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Hey, how's it going?

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How are you doing?

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Basking in the knowledge that we're relaunching this shit.

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And we're starting from our bedroom.

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We are.

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Okay, I'm done talking in a porn voice.

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No, I'm not.

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So here's what happened, okay?

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So life gets in the way sometimes, right?

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And you lose steam on things sometimes, right?

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So basically around like the beet harvest, we started working crazy long days and being exhausted and trying to keep up with like client work and keeping up with the bus and all the things.

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And actually the bus goes all the way back to the summer.

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Okay.

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So KFLR basically went to the back burner and we're sorry.

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Like legit.

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Well, yeah.

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And part of it was we just didn't have the money to pay for the things like it's not free to put this out.

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No, it's not.

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It's not expensive either.

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No, no, it's not.

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We had priorities.

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We were building a house on wheels.

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Right.

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Right.

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What happened was, so we host this on a platform called Buzzsprout, which is fantastic platform, nothing against the platform, okay?

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We got behind on paying for the hosting, right?

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Because it wasn't a priority, you know, it's X amount a month or whatever.

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But we like to eat.

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We needed to keep fuel in the tank.

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I do like food.

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Yeah.

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And we had things to buy for the bus.

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So there was just nothing really left over for that.

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Sadly, what had happened again, after like 90 days of not paying the bills, they just delete all but like six of your episodes.

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So that's what's been running since, I don't know, a few months now, I guess.

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So what we're trying to say is if you're new here, yes, we are going to redrop all of the episodes with some new ones thrown in there, right?

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And the patrons already know this, right?

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We are going to throw in a new episode every other week.

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But in the meantime, we are going to go back into our Dropbox and find all of the 100 plus episodes.

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Because somebody was smart years ago and stored all of the audio versions off site.

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I mean, if there was a video version of this one, you wouldn't be able to see anything.

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No, except for a couple blinking lights on portable microphones.

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Yes.

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And me holding mine exceptionally close to my mouth because I think it's fun.

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Does anybody want some ASMR?

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Right.

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This isn't necessarily an FLR episode.

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It's more of a logistics and we're sorry and let's fucking go.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Starting Monday, January 6th, right?

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Episode one drops and then episode two drops on Wednesday and episode three drops on Friday.

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Okay.

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And there will be two to three episodes that will drop each week.

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Catalog episodes like re-drops, right?

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And that'll happen two to three times a week until we catch up and then we'll sprinkle in some new ones.

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Yeah.

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Unless shit hits the fan.

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Yeah.

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Or we have an issue finding some of the old episodes.

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Yeah.

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99% of them should be on the Dropbox.

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And if you are just tuning in for the first time ever, please bear with me on the first season of the podcast because I was so nervous.

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It does get better.

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I promise.

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I can't stop when I have the mic this close to my mouth.

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I have to talk like this.

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Okay.

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I'm done.

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Yeah.

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I am not done.

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That's a lie, but.

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So that's the deal.

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That's where we're at.

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And again, the patrons know this because we did an episode before Christmas for them.

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And I do plan on doing the ladies group.

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It will be the second Thursday.

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So January.

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What is that?

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If Monday is the 6th.

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7th, 8th, 9th.

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Should be January 9th.

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Now again, I'm laying in my bed.

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So I can't look at a calendar.

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But it must be the 9th.

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But.

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2025.

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Yes.

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And it may be.

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It may have to be a little bit later because we work seven to seven.

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Eastern time.

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Eastern time.

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So we won't even get home till 730.

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However, I'm off the next day.

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But this has been seven o'clock central.

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Oh, so that'd be eight o'clock our time.

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Right.

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So we should be good.

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We should be good.

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Glad you could come along for that ride.

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Yeah.

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So ladies group, men's group, all of that will take place this Thursday at 7 p.m. central time.

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You just can't stop.

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No.

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And I'm tired.

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OK.

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So I just get giddy.

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Yeah.

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So, you know, thanks for laying in bed with us.

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Yeah.

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How did you like being in our bed?

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It's quiet in here.

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It is quiet in here.

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I mean, we do have a space heater going.

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I don't know if you can hear that.

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You might be able to hear that.

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It's windy and cold in North Carolina.

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It is.

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I was going to say something.

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I know I mentioned if you're just finding this podcast.

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Mm hmm.

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Nope.

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Take all that out because I don't know what I was going to say.

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Oh, OK.

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Oh, I have a bruise on the top of my head.

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That's weird.

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Hmm.

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I never run into things with my head.

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Thank you for coming.

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Thank you for coming along on this ride.

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We'll try that again.

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Thank you for coming along on this ride.

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We're just like John Lennon.

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We're just starting over.

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We're just two kinky fuckers living in a bust.

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Yeah.

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We have a podcast that people listen to and we fucking thank you for listening to it.

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And reaching out when it disappears.

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Yeah.

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I appreciate you.

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Absolutely.

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Oh, by the way, if you leave a Minnesota goodbye.

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No, the the message on the pod apps like the buzzsprout, like the buzzsprout fan mail, the fan mail.

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I can't respond.

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If you do that, we can't respond to that directly.

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It's so pointless.

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So you can leave the message if you'd like and we'll address it on an episode or something.

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Or if you want a response, just email us or email Christine.

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Yeah.

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What is this?

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This is my fucking podcast.

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You shut your mouth.

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Right.

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And my email is Christine Kellogg at gmail.com.

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And Christine is spelled K-R-Y-S-T-I-N-E.

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Right.

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And we should have a website back up at some point because that went down too.

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Yeah.

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We lost a lot of shit because we didn't have the money.

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So new year.

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New you.

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New us.

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New breath of fresh air.

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Breast of fresh ass.

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New excitement over doing this thing.

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And just need to put all the episodes back up.

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And that's going to take some time.

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And the episodes are usually much more organized than this and they won't be done in our bed.

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I mean, unless you want them.

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They might be.

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I mean, not laying down.

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This isn't half bad.

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No.

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But probably not right before I go to bed because I get real weird.

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No.

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I'm so tired.

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Long days of work ahead for a little bit.

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Mm-hmm.

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But sunny Florida is on the horizon.

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Yep.

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Because it's fucking cold in North Carolina.

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Stop winding your hand.

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This is my fucking podcast.

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If I want to do a 30-minute goodbye, I fucking will.

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It's time to wrap up.

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Fine.

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Thank you for turning in.

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Turning in?

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Turning in.

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Turn in, man.

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Turn on.

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Fuck it.

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I love you all.

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Be safe.

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Be healthy.

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Be kind.

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And stay tuned for more episodes.